magicloveandonelesssadrobot:

hEY
hey
do you think Dumbledore got some of Fred and George’s extendable ears that were “confiscated” and used them just to be able to hear and chuckle when Snape had to say “Fizzing whizbies” or “lemon drops” or some shit in his Snape voice every time he went up to his office?
like “Haha, Severus just said fizzing whizbies… haha…”
idk man, if I were a dying old wizard manipulating a war that decided the fate of the world that’s what I’d do to get my kicks.

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